Tiger Martin

"Watch out for that Sasha guy. He be snatchin' up your churren. And he gonna fuck you till you love him."

"Don't put beer in the freezer and then forget about it."

"Just the tip, one time, just to see how it feels."

"Try the fish, and tip your waitress."

"If you have any special requests about your order, try a different subway."

"Im pretty sure this dike is spelled "dike""