Tien Lien

"4-Star Hotel? I've stayed in better accommodating 3-stars for half the price. $16 to park yourself and walk. $14.99 a day for wireless Internet. Who does that in 2012? Definitely not saying again."

"Since you're sitting around, make me a sandwich Katie. Go clean the house, go cook, go take a nap."

"The burrito loco is the shit."

"This pad is the shit!"

"Come see me for a car: (Tien Lien) and receive $500 off your new or used vehicle purchase!"

"Melissa is the best hair stylist here. Ask for her if it's your first time."