ᴡ Tice

"You just can't go wrong here. Everything is made with pure awesome."

"Wow. I've seen the grass grow here"

"Still the best bar around"

"Screw the line. Speed pass will save you an hour in line on the weekends."

"Lifeguards won't let you do fun stuff. No throwing the kids around. No pool toys allowed in. Nice slides though."

"Fuel is 10¢ off if you use a gift card"