Tia Marie

"Go downstairs, use the bathroom, and thank me later."

"Flush and wipe the urine you leave on the toilet seat. Your laziness or lack of attention makes people have to clean to your URINE for you. The picture is a recommendation on cleanliness levels."

"About 3 miles up the road I was being chased by a Yeti and as I was about to run past this place, I stopped in for a quick bite. Unfortunately, so did the yeti :("

"After a 30 mile police chase, I found myself QUITE hungry and managed to loose the po po somewhere around Ledmine. Came here for a quick bite and asked for super fast service. They were the best!"

"Lay in the fuf in the break room. It's huge and comfy."

"Maegor's Holdfast has very comfy beds to sleep in after a late night at Chataya's."