Thomas Jeffries

"Pay the extra 8 bucks and go to a theatre that doesn't smell funny."

"Movie would have been great if it hadn't been for the fact that the theatre smelled like a port-o-john the entire time."

"Don't drop the soap, yo!!!!!"

"Who just touched my butt?"

"The banana bread is amazing."

"If you try and steal somethin', I'll catch ya."