Thomas

"Lots of lesbians. Mean that in the nicest way possible..."

"Don't move or you might get cut."

"The best thing to do after eating these delicious doughnuts, is to walk across the parking lot to Water To Go for a drink of the best water in New Mexico!"

"Don't wear shorts. But bring your jeans and t-shirts all day. (WTF)"

"Try the Devin. It's good here."

"mmmmmm....ah...!"