Stu

"The last row in Sunday School has comfier seats."

"Expensive ice cream. And no free water. Wtf?"

"The doctors and nurses in the NICU are amazing."

"They are under new management now and the food quality has gone down. The macaroni salad used to be bomb, but now is terrible."

"The Birch Beer is awesome!"

"If you come for the 4th of July fireworks, set up your spot two days in advance."