The Tangential

"Instagram that shit."

"Don't ask Horus which "eye" the store name refers to. He's not afraid to show you."

"Snort some Horny Goat Weed in the men's room."

"No smoking allowed at the outdoor tables. Next door at the Jamba Juice, though, you can burn 'em up as much as you like."

"Not to be confused with CB4."

"Give our staff writer Kelsey a good tip!"