RJ White

"The Taphouse burger with garlic mushrooms and taphouse sauce plus parmesan fries. Whooooodeeee."

"Acknowledge that Josh and I are two different people. How is that for a tip?"

"That fucking bald dude fucks up your order every single time. Enjoy it."

"If you live on campus and youre not 18 years old or an athlete, you're probably a tool."

"If youre trying to do homework, dont sit by the Greek office. Listening to sorority girls complain doesn't help anything."