Thermos Goldstein

"Great view, overpriced but welcome to Woods Hole."

"A drug free car wash."

"No wifi. Really; what is this the Dark Ages?"

"Seaweed salad from Waji's. Don't leave D gates without it."

"Listen, if you can't handle the walk to the terminal go home. You should have had cousin Joey drive you or stayed home. It's a six minute walk- you can do it!"

"Try the rotary phone or the fax machine. S&H green stamps with every purchase."