Xander Rich

"The Doritos locos taco, while simple, is very tasty. Win."

"Tater tots. Tater. Tots. Need I say more?"

"Make sure you check in 6 times a day to mayor jack. Like some people are deliberately and childishly doing."

"Most expensive theater in Orlando? It's the ONLY theater in Orlando. Eh?"

"The treehouse truck is both amazing AND not a ripoff, despite idiots who leave false reviews."

"Stop checking in and stealing mayor if you work here, toolbar! Grr..."