Theodore Sickler

"Take the stairs and bring your own pillow. Better yet, stay somewhere else."

"Someones stuck in the elevator. No shit."

"It's very "wrigley shore" up in here."

"Open at 11:00 on Sat. All seats filled by 11:33."

"Get here early. Or better yet, don't."

"Get an El Presidente Margarita. Tastes like summer even if it's cold as hell outside."