The Otaqueen

"P.S. Go suck a dial-up modem, Boingo Hotspot, you treacherous slattern."

"Vosges kiosk just around the corner. Go get some bacon chocolate and then reassess your priorities."

"Don't know about non dim sum service, but we're from SF and we feel this holds up to the Bay Area. Great food, good prices, they roll it up to you on carts, what's not to like? Recommended."

"Let even MORE people into Disneyland? Sure! Why not?"

"Download the app for your phone and get coupons. I got a detail add-on to my service for $5."

"Protip: Voodoo Donuts is cash only!"