Josh Becker

"Fun Fact: They almost named this place "International House of Ratchet Weaves" but decided against it."

"Don't leave piles of clothes in the fitting room, and we'll be good!"

"Don't listen to the douche who posts pictures of people who are actually really cool. Especially on a phone app that can be seen by anyone in a small ass college town."

"Don't mind the smell. It's just one of those things, you know?"

"The blonde one puts out"

"Don't poop on the floor."