Sean Breitenbach

"How does Burger King not have burgers? Isn't it sort of implied in the name?"

"Please don't feed Jumpy the Squirrel."

"I think this is the worst McDonald's I've ever been to. I've been here at least half a dozen times and NEVER gotten my order correct."

"Try the gastric bypass. It's amazing."

"Talk to the Teen Librarian about Doctor Who. She is a repository of awesome knowledge - ask for Kathleen."

"Free air-conditioning!"