Cory Hutchinson

"Be nice. These poor people have to work on computers using Windows XP."

"Come with your degree audit and a smile for advising."

"Go to Hertz. They're cheaper and have better customer service."

"Tread with caution."

"Legs be flexin' and my arms T-rexin'."

"If cheap is necessary, this is your place. You get what you pay for."