Tom Ham

"Always make sure the parents are around when you hug a child."

"Get the 2x2 Protein Breakfast. Best in LA."

"Park in the Green section for easy theatre access!"

"Don't sit outside. They put the b squad there. Very slow service."

"Best haircut in LA. Ask for Josef. (via Scoville)"

"Don't park on South Maple, the parking police are cracking down. Park in the garage on Rexford or on Charlieville. You will get ticketed on South Maple. Beware!"