Whimsy Kill

"They have free headphones to anyone who needs them."

"Join Starwood Preferred Guest for free prior to arrival and you'll get free in - room wifi."

"Messy. Disorganized. Picked over. Skip this one and go to Hoover...or really any other one."

"Follow the signs for "ILE IN-PROCESSING" from the main gate and you'll make it."

"Any pasta dish can easily feed 3, but at the price of 1. If you're traveling, get one dish and you can eat for the rest of your week in your hotel room based on the leftovers."

"Bring coffee maker, linen, blanket, towels, hangers, power strip, and ethernet cable. You'll get fridge, microwave, closet, twin bed w/1 pillow, and linens that don't fit. No wifi."