Mario Delgado

"Hands down the best fish burrito I've had outside of Southern California."

"Beware the cat. It's hungry for human flesh."

"Lordy, lord. Try the Pecos Bill. It's delicious!"

"Stick them with the pointy end."

"The couch in the sunroom belongs to the dogs. Unless you want an assload of dog hair on your butt, pick a different seat."

"Seriously. Don't even bother coming by this place. It's never actually open."