Ted Williams

"This place is awesome. Earthdog is the coolest guy I know. Try his smoked ribs."

"I found this place is mcdowell mountain ranch. Could this beat tho silicone mountains they talk about in scottsdale?"

"Found this place in mcdowell mountain ranch. I hear it's a very perky place to be. probly silicone involved."

"Try the ribs, but don't piss off the chef"

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