Ted Jacobs

"Always an awesome playlist going on here. Lots of LCD Soundsystem, Ryan Adams, and similar artists."

"Watching your friends walk down from high floors from outside is the best."

"This place's mayor is lame."

"The basement is like a museum. It's very cold, it's very beautiful, and you're not allowed to touch anything."

"Red dog $12.99. Best deal in town. It's what cheap beer is supposed to taste like."