Elliott Webb

"you deserve better. Getting Some burnt Coon from the off ramp bum would be Way tastier!"

"You deserve better. Perhaps an upgrade to motel 6 will be a better move. Hotel needs to be updated"

"I just come here for the thirsty women."

"The best food poisoning money can buy. The Nashville mission is a few blocks away. You can eat better there."

"A great place to go poop."

"Wifi is horrible. The pool is a bit dirty."