teddypork

"Best duck in town. Duck face."

"Best laksa I've ever tasted. Im from Asia:)"

"Last time were gonna eat here. Made us leave we're not even done yet. Yeesh."

"Can't go wrong with the cereal prawns!!!"

"One cheese roll is not enough. Order like uhm... 8."

"If you see a bald guy with a beard and mustache with a pot belly smoking or lurking around the building, slap him and say "MARCO CABAZAL TAONG GUBAT!" Trust me, it feels so good."