TayCon

"The only pizza factory in Milwaukee to have tours! ...And you get a free slice of Palermo's pizza at the end!"

"Best location to play the bandaid game. Person who finds and retrieves the most bandaids in the pool wins!"

"Treadmill, spins bikes, Bowflex, T.V, sound system, outside pool, mats, balls, ab-ripper-X DVD... What more could you ask for?"

"Beware: Smells like cat piss"

"Complimentary breakfast!"