Scott Tanis

"The Future™, brought to you by Siemens"

"This place sucks. Go downtown and try the Ram and O'Hares instead."

"Butch's Dry Hop is the house beer, a hoppy American pale ale made exclusively for Butch's by Short's Brewing Company in Bellaire, MI. PBR, a not-so-hoppy cheap lager is the other house beer."

"Don't miss the twine ball."

"If you like to listen to Ke$ha, Nickelback, Owl City, and other rubbish music whilst overlooking the city, this is your bar. Or, bring earbuds."

"Manager's Special on Wednesdays: $10.99 Ultimate Wash + Interior Cleaning"