Taner Pasamehmetoglu

"Smells like vomit in here"

"Rush Kappa Sigma"

"Sign the beer pong table"

"Throw shit off of our balcony at the construction site next to us. 1 points for clearing the fence. 10 points for hitting a truck. 100 for hitting a worker."

"Bring the photo department a good feature photo"

"Boo Beckham. Cheer Beckerman."