Tamara Polakow

"Hair and parsley in the Greek yoghurt which was not even Greek yoghurt! Knives and forks dirty and wrong drinks order. Won't be back even if I'm starving."

"Excellent, professional service with talented beauty therapists, comfortable therapy beds, complete with Egyptian cotton linen"

"They have a good selection of imported sweets and Starbucks frappucino."

"Worst Mugg & Bean meal ever!"

"Agent of Adam's Teething Mixture"

"Aged Dashi Tofu is awesome for vegetarians and love the prawn tempura."