Tad Smith

"In case of a Zombie outbreak, please gather at Zombie Rally Point Charlie. Convoy will depart Alpha, them Rendezvous at Bravo, then meet at Charlie to discuss plans for survival. We have a plan."

"If your going to eat the "Whatcha lookin @ burger" exercise before because you wont be doing anything for the next 12 hours."

"Keep an eye on your laundry or that crazy lady in #100 will steal your shit."

"Always show waitress Kelly some love. She's the best!"