Jason Boyles

"The switch for the garbage disposal is in the cabinet under the counter to the left of the kitchen sink."

"Most comfortable coffee house furniture in town."

"nanner pudding is pretty good."

"It's on the second floor: turn left out of the elevator and immediately left again."

"Get the Bangkok Snow Cone: the best shaved ice you will ever have."

"Get Kosher Coca-Cola if it's near Passover--yellow cap on the bottle == Kosher for Passover, and thus made with cane sugar instead of HFCS."