Tony Ferrari

"Do NOT order the nachos. I, and everyone else I know, have been sick after eating them. Other than that, it's a good time. I wouldn't eat here, but the nightlife is pretty fun."

"Go to the top deck and view the tornados from the roof! It gives you the full TBS experience!!!"

"Lulu's nest is dead. This is where we check in."

"You haven't fully been acquainted with The Oasis until you have passed out in the downstairs bathroom. Give it a try!"

"I hear that Brian makes the best douche sandwich!"