T.J. Montgomery

"Mary ROCKS! She's the absolute BESTI wont let anyone else touch my hair!"

"This is a wretched place. It smells like sweat and burned fried fish. This complex has been here since 1972. Avoid this place if your budget allows"

"Me Chinese, me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke!"

"What's yo' fantasy?"

"Muffulettas are Titstacular!"

"If you have to rent a u-haul truck, try to get the pick up location transferred elsewhere. These people don't have their crap together!"