Lianne Stokes

"An unbeatable Happy Hour with sex-on-legs short rib tacos and rosé but could none of you tell me my post beach mascara had given me raccoon eyes. No 'extra' work for you!"

"The bouncer is unspeakably attractive."

"It's All About Eve, motherchuckers. I'm not 87, so I've never seen the movie, but you should take her class! Also- Charlee & Mantas if you wanna be hot."

"Family owned business. Bea, Rob and their baby Iggy are always in-house. Fancy baked dog cakes and cookies if your pooch likes to be a Prince/ss. Insanely awesome organic food selection!"

"You want to look like a sexy goddess that no one can score.... get your lashes done by Jumana!"

"Hey manager, I don't need to hear you warn your bartender that if he doesn't score a 75 on his 'exam' he'll loose his shift. That's tacky."