Susanna Schrotenboer

"Time to tile!!"

"This is not a hotel nor a restaurant. Be prepared!"

"If you get a running start, you can slide in socks from one end of the house to the other! Ask me how I know!"

"This house needs peppermint hot chocolate."

"Don't walk on my lawn. No sidewalk, you inconsiderate ninnymuggins."

"Woodchuck Fall and they're pepperoni pizza!"