Barside Mystic

"You can ask to get your tater tots cajunized to add a little spice to your meal."

"Barley is the men's restroom. Hops for the ladies."

"Try the Poutine!"

"This place is Supa-great! The staff is always friendly and upbeat. I'd say some of the best pizza in Portland. Definitely try the soda,and if they have it the jam!"

"Although not noted anywhere -free refills on fountain drinks!"

"Listen, before you hit the call elevator button so you don't accidentally steal it from someone."