Max Lipscomb

"Mens bathroom is like taking a deuce in Antarctica. Bring a jacket"

"Pepperoni Stromboli will make ya wanna slap ur Italian mother! Also, bec on white fresh off the grill is hard to beat anywhere. Cheap too."

"Floors, walls are paper thin. DO NOT MOVE IN HERE. management does not give a tiny rats behind ab any and all complaints. You can hear people talking through floors and ceiling. A total nightmare"

"The asst. manager is smokin hot."

"Sandy floors in bedroom. Hard mattresses. Good shower. Nice staff. Fun times."

"Try the max, amazing."