Eric Willis

"This is definitely an airport. No questions asked."

"Try the homemade cheeses"

"The elevators are shut off at night. Call the front desk to get them activated or you'll just wait on the 10th floor forever."

"Excellent Manhattan with Antica vermouth"

"Free wifi! Network is Maru Sushi and password is Maru12345"

"It's Sharp Park Beach. Not Shark Park Beach. No sharks. Just beach. There's some water too. And some sand. No sharks. Okay, maybe some sharks but they're under water, chilling, doing shark stuff."