Creepyhorseman

"The only way this place could be better is if it was Chic on Chic-fil-a."

"Not sure why they call it Chili's. it not cold at all in here. Quite cozy actually."

"Be sure to address the bartender with muscles "Meatsicle". And give him a good smack on the ass!"

"This place serves great animal carcass."

"They don't seem to like it when you sing metal tunes over their intercom system. Who knew?"

"Is this building my Father?"