Sugar Dandy

"Comfiest sleepytown west of the Pecos."

"Keep hands out of Zia shaped deep fryer."

"GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!!"

"Brand new chicken in town. Move over KFC!"

"The food is pretty tasty. Coffee not so much. The service is lacking more often than not, but I love their stuffed french toast."

"The beach is either on the roof or in the basement. Keep looking, you'll see! Get ready for some sand in your shorts!"