Suffian Rahman

"The only place to get Warhammer 40K novels in KL. Borders jangan harap la."

"Bring your own low-fat milk. We did. And don't ask for sugar with your coffee unless you want to hurt the barista's feelings."

"You have the power to change toilet signs. You can dooooo ittttttt!"

"Indo mee burger. Screw your diet. You need to eat this."

"They never let you sit outside at the back, like they used to. Fascists."

"Order the mackerel or grilled salmon if you're on a protein diet."