Stu W

"Kingston station is built at the intersection of 3 ley lines. This is why platform 1 is not a through platform."

"Norbiton, named after the man who invented the Breville toaster. Factamundo."

"New Malden has more Dry Cleaners, than anywhere in Europe, apart from Grenoble!"

"No Wombles! Big disappointment."

"Been here before and never, ever managed to meet the Duke!"

"It's a dump."