Stuart Templeton

"This place has more fanny packs than a theoretical physics lecture."

"Don't make eye contact with anyone, whatever you do."

"Don't forget there's seating upstairs. :)"

"This place is worse at its job than Keanu Reeves is at acting."

"It these guys had a time machine, I'd be sometime in 1997, scamming on Elizabeth Shue in a dive bar with a cheap beer and a mess of mediocre nachos."

"The only place in cville that has beer flavored nipples. IT IS THAT GOOD."