Stuart Pearce

"Don't ask for a pint."

"Always friendly, the best croissants around, and consistently patient when I (often) spill my coffee. Can never get their wi-fi to work with my iPad though (a #firstworldproblem, obv...)."

"Wow. The service here is: shocking, dishonest and incompetent. Extraordinary for all the wrong reasons. Consistently, too."

"Had some hilariously bad and incompetent service here. I remember when Subways used to be cool. Now it's just like a Gregg's that gives too many options. And gets your order wrong. And upsells. And..."

"Probably the most depressing fish and chip shop I've ever visited. Ony consider is greasy emergencies."

"Poory staffed and intimidating at night. Super!"