Story Teller of Evil

"Nada is right. Absolutely everything here is covered in salt. 2 tacos will cost you about 15 bucks. The chips are inedible. Eat here if you have no taste buds. If i could rate any lower I would."

"If you want good gyros or sandwiches made of gyro material, go to döner. It has decent greek/turkish food"

"Nothing is good. Smashed the bread just to cut it. Didnt change gloves after taking out trash bag. I left and decided to go to white castle"

"I work here and don't hate my life. Therefore good store"