Stormy Hayes

"This place be closed yo."

"Awful service, mediocre food. Take the extra 15 minutes to go to Hershey, this place is a dump."

"Watch out for the geese, they're mean. Also, if you're careful, you can pet a duck."

"The best place to be!"

"Check out the sales racks in the back near the dressing rooms!!"

"I left my rainbow scarf here, but if I was going to loose it anywhere, I'm glad it was here!"