John Stewart

"Good luck to the new mayor as I bid a good riddance!"

"What was my happy hotel is now under shitty ownership and management. I'm leaving here sad and offended."

"A quirky hotel with an unique, friendly staff. Undergoing a major renovation now!"

"There's open wifi here"

"Properly splayed, you may find your chakras come into perfect alignment here"

"TRADER JOE'S SUCKS. THEY WANT YOU TO PAY FOR PARKING!"