Steve Valentine

"Don't be tempted by the duty free prices for booze - a bottle of Pimm's marked at £14 was actually £23 if you're going to Europe. It's cheaper in France!!!"

"Fantastic duck breast but cheeseboard is overpriced"

"It's a pizzeria not a Peruvian restaurant !"

"For the wifi, you can reconnect after 30 minutes for another free session."

"Fish & chips? Too much batter, not enough fish. And the mushy peas aren't bad but you pay £3.50 extra for them."

"The filou pastry goats cheese parcels are great ."