Steven Story

"Oh Amanda I'm so sorry I stole your mayorship. Boo hoo. Lol"

"This is our slow season. Perfect time to get an appointment with me. 8634247416 ask to schedule an appointment with me, Steven."

"Gir! Keep it clean ... keep it clean."

"They close @ 11pm but arrive before 10pm. These good hard working people wanna go home for the day. 11pm is too late for ice cream anyway."

"Trying to get a taxi is crazy!"

"You know you're in the ghetto when there's weave on the highway but when there's chicken feathers, yous in da country."