Steve Martotana

"Go with the "Cherry Picker" but substitute banana for the apple."

"Daily parking is $4 (cash only)"

"Little known fact: The exterior design of the Port Authority building was originally intended as a lunar colony module; to support extended space missions and eventually, to colonize the moon."

"Sloppy Joe and a side of sweet potato fries are an excellent and filling combo."

"Look for the world's largest, "Do Not Enter" sign."

"Best Pizza in the area. Call early on Friday to secure your garlic knots--they sell out early!"