Steve Munoz

"If "Russell" tries to offer you free coffee, kindly refuse and walk away from him quickly!"

"Never, EVER, buy the discounted toilet paper!! Boy, that was a bad decision on my part!"

"If you come across "Dave," a nice homeless man, he has the best stories ever. First, leave him some cash, then ask him about the bachelor party in Vegas, back in '79."

"Do NOT bowl lane 24. It's the worst lane in the house. Very warped."

"Don't be "that guy" and forget to silence your phone. No one wants to hear your Justin Beiber ringtone"

"Jack & cokes are damn good!"