Steve Lopez

"Contactless payments! Accepts Apple Pay and android pay!!"

"Don't come here on a Tuesday evening. It's family night and there's an excess of bad parents and screaming children. Like more than usual."

"Parmesan wings ftw."

"The have a coke freestyle machine!!"

"Who the hell gives master keys to your hotel guests, let alone tells the guests they have a master key? This place. Guess who has a master key?!"

"This place is the slowest sonic that exists. If you go to the drive thru, it'll take at least 15 minutes."